noe i dont speek robot but mabe son of insano can bekuz he is a robot or something. hes liek a robot jello.

onoez teh camra steels souls?!?!?!?!?! nao i gotta get uncle insano 2 stop teh evul camra from eeting daddeh brb gonna get mah hero sord.

uncle insanoes son becuz he is nice but he is not as smrt as me so he can be teh moral suport.

iz a puppeh but i think ther r other puppehs in teh wurld 2.

i uze teh kebord becuz i iz smrt but soemtiems teh leters r in teh rong order but tahts ok peeplz udnerstandz me anywai.

iz liek wisbone bekuz he iz detektiv puppeh and wun dai iz be detektiv bekuz der is kat nekst dor naem morarty and if iz detektiv i can barks at him better.

peepl liek daddeh but sumtiems they dont but if daddeh is teh sadz den i showz him sekrets and peepl liek him and he feelz happeh.

but sumteims peepl triez 2 mary him and iz weerd. i dont show him doze.

Uncle Insano sez that cuzzin pinky is cuter but i dont think so and daddeh dosnt think so so no i am teh cutest.

uz shudnt swerz daddeh swerz but he sea its bad if i swerz and dosnt liek it wen peepl swerz at me.

be cool liek daddeh and not dum liek tidass.